Ahoy, me hearties!
Captain Quack Sparrow be callin’ all landlubbers to adopt yer very own rubber duck for the grand PaDucky Derby Race! These brave little buccaneers be ready to sail the suds and battle the currents for glory, treasure, and braggin’ rights!
Each duck ye adopt helps support the Merryman House—so ye won’t just be racin’, ye’ll be doin’ good too!
Claim yer duck now before they all set sail! The race be comin’ fast, and only the swiftest quacker will take the crown! Adopt a duck. Cheer it on. Win like a true pirate. Arrrrr you in?